ieee trip jan 2007.....day 2:::::::::::::

continuing from wer i left....
the day began groggily..it was damn cold wen i first woke up.......ther wer no sounds practically....it was stil dark.....i looked around to see rahul awake....the oders wer still out cold...lost in their dreams....i n rahul got up...n started arrangin the middle berths...went abt our daily chores....stil no one was awake [not even u freddi!!!!]...finally everyone started stirrin..the ice had been broken....so we wer talkin more freely then.....n pratap was at his futile best in his attempt to wear my skull cap....[sorry dude....ur heads way too big...plus the hair!! lol!!]...dimple tried it on too....n she was lookin lik a baccha in it ..lol! did i evr tel u dimp tht i had dandruff???? lol!!! [kiddin dimp!! i dont!]...we wer talkin nd lafin at som stupidity....wen we finally reached bangalore....i don rem the name of the station....it was pretty big[ ah curse ma fkin memory]...we gathered our luggage n assembled at the place wer we wer supposed to....i dunno y but i went bak abt 3 times to ma berth searchin for ma skull cap.....only to find it in ma hand!
ther was some prob abt the matching of names on the tickets of some sorts........so the seniors had to shell out a whole lotta money to convince the railway officials...
one whole day in the train plus one whole night.....enough to make us travel worn...stinky...nd tired....nd we had more travellin comin....our coorad led us to a bus.....i prayed tht we fe s would be together....n tht we wouldnt be stashed in a bus overflowing with "welcoming " se s....ma prayers wer fortunately answered....we wer all together..at the back of a bus....with some te s...........trust me..the tes wer real nice to us.....didnt expect tht but o wel neways.....we wer eagerly waitin for the bus to start ..wantd to get in to the hotel room n tak a shower....howevr destiny had oder plans....the buses stayed on for a lon time.......during which time we tried to fancy ourselves talkin shit abt ourselves....taha n sinan wer at their useless best....the bus finally moved but the driver put on a himesh song!!! aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggh!!!! [didnt know that chut was famous there too]....because of the outcry the driver changed the song to some kannad folk song.....not tht we liked tht..but nethings better than himesh!! lol!!
we wer playin dum charades [hope i got the spellin rite] wen the bus came up to halt....the hotel was lookin great.......after snatching a quick breakfast os medu wadas nd idlis [pratap!!!! medu wadas!!!!!lol!!!] we realised that the se s wer to stay at tht place not us....we didnt know wer we wer going to be stashed...the bus didnt move at all for a long time...,,,medha wasnt feelin wel so she went to stay at her relatives place in bangalore.......while the te s sorted allocation problem....we fe s found a football ground....[wel it wasnt a football ground considering the dump lying der..but who cares neways]...but we started playin coz there was nothin else to do.......we seriously had a prob .....we wer stinking bad and in desparate need of a bath....but the bus wasnt going newer.....finally they moved us all fe s n tes to another hotel...this one was good too.....but the only prob was tht the room which we fe boys got didnt hav an attached bath room.......not did tht matter.........we wer jus so haoppy to find a place wer we caould bathe....n change.....fe boys..i ve used tht term jus to make u ppl aware tht this term is much more than wat it seems to be....it is supposed to be one the most downtrodden class ever on the trip.lol! no regrtes ppl...we enjoyed every moment of it.......it was nearly evenin wen we bathed lol!!! we waited for the girls to finish [seriously how much time they took!!]/...n then went on to find a decent restaurant ....ther was this great mall over ther..i forgot the name...again! [pratap sinan fred dimp...i need thou help....wat was the name of tht mall?]........we loitered around for sometime...nd then taha saw it! THE HUNGRY BUDHHA! [wel its the name of the restaurant wat r u gawking at me for?]...it was great...how much we ate over there for so little money....cant ever forget it....after dinner we wer walkin towards our hotel wen sompne suggested ccd...at tht time the stupid self inside me was at his maximum....so ashwathi(i didnt know her well then)...said something abt me exchanging footwear wid swati.....nd lik the dumbest idiotic downright foolish person..i said i don mind......now trust me i sriously dunno y i did tht...but ya we exchanged footwear.......no. 5 sandals....tht really suked........cudnt even get ma feet halfway in! n then we had to walk into ccd lik tht.....n thers wer it all started...the real fun.....the absolutely senseless behavior [plz don mind me takin credit for tht guys!]....n ya in ccd...i bret sinan wer starin at this absolutely hot chick sittin two tables away.[dimp don argue wid me.....u wer facin the opp way n ya brett was staring!! lolz!]...taha as usual was all excited abt the new shoe sandal drama..nd was talkin shit...well everyone was....one of things i regret doin actually.....too late to change it now....we all went to the hotel after finishin our coffees...n thenn changed...gettin ready for bed...dunno y though.....no one was gonna sleep neway.....someone suggested that we all play cards....everyone gathered in our room.....nd the pathetic game of napolean started.....i nevr liked that game ..[thts because it requires brains n a good memory n u dont qualify for neither dum fuck!!].ohh sorry abt that...that was ma dual image...[u dirty faggot..u copied this idea from prataps blog didnt u...u bastard...how abt being original..fuck nut..]...jus then ayush n ankur entered the room .....n they told us to seriously own up for something....a feeling of surprise n confusion everywer....they told us to own up if we had alcohol!! lol!!!!! they tol us later tht it was just a joke....then it all started....ya..RAGGING!!!! we wer taken into a room full of te s ....me n pratap wer the first bakras....they tol us to sit facing each oder....n ask questions....if one hesitates the oder slaps him....[pratap.u fker....u hit me real hard!!!!lol!!!!]...loads of shit followed....me n sinan doin nagin dance around brett.....pratap, taha, n gurtej askin out harsh parekh.....we enactin out taha s wildest fantasy!! [taha u dick head...ur wildest fantasy is runnin butt naked on marine drive with a dog chasin u? lol!].....we also had to for band...brett playin the guitar[taha!!]....drums [me]...n i forgot wat the oders wer.....sorry....we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves....n retired to our rooms...sinan went out cold immediately while i n brett kept blabberin....jus then sinan s cell vibrated...it was a messg from taha askin him if i n brett wer asleep so tht they cud paste us...i replied in the affirmative nd we pretended to b asleep waitin for them with toothpaste nd water.....pratap n taha enterd shortly...but slyly...nd wer jus abt to paste us wen i n brett shouted ...fk u.....n pasted both taha nd pratap....they wer in for a big surprise....taken aback they flicked on the lights only to find me n brett grinnin back at them.....pratap, bein unsuccessful, vent all his frustration on the sleeping sinan by pasting his hair really bad...!!!....he woke up wondering wat he did wrong lol!! then at 4 in da mornin we wer in the bathroon tryin to clean ourselves of the toothpaste on out shirts hair!!!!........we went bak to sleep after havin a great day!!!!!!!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'sssssss
p.s.: sorry for the long post........nd ya i was the dog in that stupid fantasy play k?

ieee trip jan 2007.....day 1

hello to everyone who s tolerant enuf to visit my pathetic blog n view all those shitty things which are an outcome of my utmost stupidity or delirium....well i ve got nothing to write abour n since the past few days i was wondering y no one has written nething abt the trip....of course guys it was THE TRIP after all.......so because pratap sinan or dimple cudnt take time off to write abt it...i , as selfless as ever, am willing to do the needful by giving the most explicit uncut version ever.....trust me this is more entertaining than road trip or euro trip!!.....day by day account...........
i never wanted to go for the trip everyone was sure tht its gonna be pay nd rag 9 day session for all of us.......but ma parents.as usual....they forced me to go...n thnk god for that!!! everyone was backing out n in the end only 14 fe s turned up....not to mention 120 se s and 84 te s!!! lolz!!!!
i stil rem the day before.......callin up ppl n askin them wat all to carry so tht nothins left behind........
day1:::::
..the trip...or the industrial visit as they say wa to bangalore-mysore-ooty-clicut.............i had to reach v.t.[oh sorry .c.s.t] at 6.45 in the morn....so dad was willin to drop me off.....i was too excited...this being ma first real trip outside mharashtra wid ma frnds.....i reached c.s.t. by a quarter to 7.....pratap was already der....he was the "opening batsman " as his father termed it!!...sooon the se s n te s started to arrive nd in no time all the fes wer der....me, pratap, gurtej, sinan, taha, brett,rahul dimple, ashwathi, swati, medha, pranali....well there was rohan khandelwal n rajeev safar also but i really didnt think they wer fe s!!! all along we thot rajeev was a t.e.!!!! lol!!! well rohans attire tht day was really worth describing!! we huddled together nervously watchin the se s n te s around us....finally our co ordinator came .....his name was gill,,,[brett heard it as jill....n i heard it as chill...lol!!]...he came up to us .......allotted athe seats in the train n our journey started.......
trust me..it was really boring.....we had to spend an entire day in the train nd a night also.......nd no one was willing to talk.......we played some card games but soon the enthusiasm wore off........n we sat lik really dumb ppl....sinan wasnt feelin well so he took leave of our company and took off to a land off limits to all normal ppl[am talkin abt his dreams if u got tht]....soon taha n pratap followed suit,,,,,i roamed abt for sometime...trying not to hav eye contact wid ne senior thinkin tht he would catch me n rag me lik hell!!!! the whole day passed by eventlessly.....we had some few entertaining chats wid the ocassional se n te passerbys....who wer giving all kinds of khunnas stares....lolz!the train food was bad as expected [am sorry i am crazy abt food n i hav to comment on it!!]..as night began to creep.....ppl started markin their berths....i had a middle left one wid rahul opp me.......medha above n dimple below....i constanly made efforts to c tht they didnt get a wink of sleep by banging empty plastic bottles on their berths.......brett was returning the favour by pullin everyones blankett every 2 mins........n then we saw them.....no not seniors! cockroaches!! lolz! we kept flickin the small ones at dimple [who got really pissed after one of the tiny ones climbed into her hair.......i swear dimp i saw it!!! lol!]..pratap taha gurtej aswathi swati wer sleepin in the next berth....soon sleep took hold of us.....nd zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


........to be continued........

tagged? secrets? wat r these?

well dimple n pratap hav thrown me into this muddy puddle abt revealing my secrets by tagging me.......those who know me will know ..tht i am an open book.....i don hav secrets....watever i feel lik i say it.....therz nothin on ma mind if it s not on my tongue!!!!! but ther r som thins which ppl dont know....................

1. i dont have an ego....at all! its just not there....ppl tell me its really gud if they notice tht...but i really feel i shud hav at least some of it!! thts y i ve nevr been taken seriously! i hav the unique ability to laugh at maself!

2.i am one of the worlds worst liars.........ppl easily come to know wen i lie....i no thts really bad....i cant pretend...nor can i act false.......n i feel its not necessary to do all those shitty things which ppl do jus to make themselves feel falsely superior to others!

3.i was till late a very very shy person.......but it all went away once i stepped into engineering! for a no. of reasons.....the trip...my class...ma frnds.......n i wanna thnk everyone who was responsible in the slightest way possible to bring abt this transition in me!

4. i lik to spend time wid maself.....no i dont call it to be alone.....its spendin time wid oneself...tryin to understand oneself bettr.....i can get lost in ma thots in no time!

5. this one s not from prataps blog.....but i agree wid him on this point.......i hope i dont get married!!! i hav chosen ma words carefully!!! but i sincerely hope i dont.......therz a lot of things u can do if u dont! (contact me i ll tel u personally!)

6.i ve loved to pen down ma thots rite from school days.....i really wish i had kept those diaries!!!!! i love to write!!!!!

7. i am a confused person....in small things lik making small decisions.......but overall i am not confused as i portray maself to be.....i am absolutely clear abt ma life.....

................well... thts all i can think of.......oder thatn tht i don think i hav nething to hide.....adios ppl!

Just one step.........

She was panting and coughing. Even her nervous energy was bidding her adios. One look at the hideous monster was enough to make her mouth go dry. She glanced around. There were several people. Laughing, talking ,going about their own business. There was so much of casual attitude around. No one seemed to realize the gravity of her problem. Drops of sweat had already begun to materialize on her forehead at the place where the previous ones had rolled of her pale skin. The creature stared at her with its huge planks going upwards in automation. Petrified, she looked at her feet. She was inches away from where the planks seem to emerge from nowhere. One step was all she needed to take and she would be safe. Trying to muster up enough courage she looked at the people who were dealing with the monster. They seemed to be so relaxed. They had some aura around them which they shared with the monster. They were compatible with it. There were no signs of discomfort at all. One step. She reminded herself. Just one proper step. And it would be over. She raised her foot to step on an approaching plank. they were emerging at a fast rate. She saw an old workwoman step on it and rise with ease. She felt a lot better. If she could do it, I certainly can, she told herself. One impulsive decision and immediately stepped on the approaching plank. She tipped her balance to some extent but quickly regained composure and caught the railing beside it. One step. That’s all it took. Finally amongst all the nervousness, she smiled. She had done it. Her forehead was beaming with confidence, her small shoulders rose and watched the monster with a sense of pride as she approached the second floor of inorbit mall, malad. She, an overweight middle aged woman, from a small town in maharashtra, coming to mumbai for the first time and seeing an ESCALATOR for the first time, had finally mastered the art of riding on an escalator…. She thanked god for it!!!!!
[this may sound stupid but its true….. its all exaggerated but I ve seen these things happen a lot of times….i ve even spoken to one them…..lolzzzzz!!!!!!!!!]

guitar obsession!!!!!!!!!

i chose this topic coz i ve been through it.......all guys will know what m talkin about.......well u know it all starts with a guy in ur class or locality or among ur friends [usually] plays the guitar really well.......and it sounds so goddamn good to hear him or her play it.......everyone is impressed by his skill....thats wer n wen it all starts..u start to think......wil i b able to play too?
..........everything follows.......detailed information about the sound notes, octaves, chords and god knows what not.......ur friend guides u well and encourages u to buy that thing[will refer to it as the thing from now on].....u go n buy it.......practise it for a month or so and then.........u lose track.......all the interest disappears.....and ur left with one heavy furniture and 3.5 grands less in ur pocket........wat is the reason?....
lets see.......
well////the prob is usually in the startin.....if someone wants to play the guitar only to show off..its bye bye in the first round itself.......then there other set of ppl who want to play the thing because they loved a particular song[i fall in this category coz i wanted to play nothing else matters by metallica desparately].....these ppl gather info about everythin regardin guitars n their notes........but eventually lose out on interest after a while.......then there are those who go all the way to take classes.......they also fall out eventually.....
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..........a simple reason for all this!??????????
thats because learning a guitar is goddamn tough!!!!!!! in fact learnin any string instrument is tough!!!! it requires hell a lot of patience which half of the ppl over here dont have!!!!! so the ppl who readin this.....if u havent gone through this........plz make sure u dont run to the shop to get a guitar jus becoz u saw someone playin it!!!!!
[if ur thinkin that this blogger is crazy and wants to discourage buding guitarists jus because he didnt get a guitar of his own to practise on.......UR ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! THE GRAPES R SOUR PPL!!!!]

henry.......yyyy???

dude.....we all know arsenal sucked this season....but u didnt play at all....wat do u mean ur disgusted with arsenal? its ur bloody responsibility to uphold da club which is responsible for wat u r!!! n ur headin spain? yyy? we all know the gunners are down....but don leave man.....its gonna be tough widout u!!!!!

suicides

well.....u must be wondering y i chose this topic .......no ppl........i dont hav suicidal tendencies (sinan u bastard keep ur mouth shut!!)........but we all have out times wen the pressure gets too much n think of crazy things.......i read this article somewhere about suicides.....its inscribed in ma head forever.....i edited n made a few addtions to it n delivered it as a speech .......for our term work in comm. skills. that is!!!
here goes.....

Sometime back..am iitian commited suicide..ppl who commit suicides think that they have no future, but wait isnt iit one of the most prestigious institution in the world where every student dreams of going? y would a young student who has the world ahead of him do something like this? an the ans lies rite here..........

in our constant reference to the great institution[for i do believe iit s r great]..we for get the dark side...n the dark side is that iitian s r subjected to tremendous academic pressure...probably the highest in the world..i have two choices in front of me..i can go ranting abot the edu system an how it reqires changin or i can do sometin immediate,,,,,,,,try n prevent suicides.....for this lemme tel u wat a frnd of mine tol me who s an iit graduate earnin lik hel in the u.s rite now ....these wer his exact words.......
"" i was in the 9th std wen i first seriously contemplated suicide. i had done badly in ma half yearly chemistry exam . i was an iit aspirant n 72% was nower near an iit aspirant shud get...i had already decided to tak the drastic step..the only hurdle was method....

ironically chemistry offered a soln..i knew copper sulphate was both available easily at the local store an poisonous..i had it worked out.. ma rationale for killin maself was simple..nobody loved me my chem score was bad,n it wud mak no diff to the world if i wasnt der....

i didnt do it..n its funny y i didnt..on the day wen i was gonna do it..i noticed a street dog lyin on the road..nobody loved him, it wud mak no diff to the world if the dog wasnt der..i was pretty sure his chem would be awful..but he wasnt trottin off to the loacal store to buy copp sulphate..he was only interested in his next meal..n wen he was full, he lied in a corner wid one eye closed not carin a damn abt the world..if street dogs wernt givin up wtf was i rantin abt? i threw the copp sulphate in the waste bin.it was the best 40 bucks i ever wasted.........""

so y did i tell u all this? because sometimes the pressure gets too much..lik it did for the iitian..on the day he took that dreadful decision, his family n frnds wer shattered n india lost a bright wonderful child.. so next time u c a distressed young soul..lend a supportive non-judgemental ear..who knows u may be able to sav another bright future..because no matter how tough life gets hoe diff it seems, if street dogs dont giv up, therz no reason y we the smart ones shud..makes sense, right?.....